Jess | 18 | Australia

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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1 hour ago

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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1 hour ago

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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4 hours ago

221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

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14 hours ago

Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

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Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
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1 day ago

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

fifth-doctor:

smaug-with-a-blog:

wanderlusti:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

This had 7,000,000 yesterday 😳

I think this has more notes than Dean in gym shorts

HOLY SHIT

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1 day ago

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

tiny-skinny-bony:

theicywalrus:

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

I’m impressed

im cry

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1 day ago

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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1 day ago

okxo:

looking at text posts and wondering why you didn’t come up with that first

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2 days ago

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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2 days ago