Jess | 18 | Australia

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via m--sa)

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368435
Posted
26 minutes ago

facebored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

(via kk-aitlin)

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365290
Posted
5 hours ago
weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

(via m--sa)

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325400
Posted
10 hours ago

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(Source: alotlikediana, via obeyskrillsex)

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331995
Posted
14 hours ago
mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via vaginal-erection)

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428769
Posted
1 day ago
quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute, via urso2000andlate)

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514106
Posted
1 day ago

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via wegottagetouttathisplace)

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290508
Posted
1 day ago

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

(Source: aphaustria, via thefuuuucomics)

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202875
Posted
1 day ago

theroguefeminist:

c2ndy2c1d:

coelasquid:

ibelieveinyoumyapollo:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

Wow

Me on my way to steal ur footballer

i love sports

he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice

smooth as fuck

(Source: siriuslygoonerific, via thegay-ison)

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426519
Posted
2 days ago

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump, via my-h-hurts)

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615425
Posted
2 days ago

lacigreen:

this episode was out of control

(Source: yaniv-schulman, via my-h-hurts)

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127374
Posted
2 days ago

thathoo0ochi:

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

teacher side of tumblr pls let this be a thing

(Source: hectorstaco)

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691562
Posted
3 days ago

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via thegay-ison)

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156509
Posted
3 days ago

masterofallvillainy:

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

(via my-h-hurts)

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442030
Posted
3 days ago