Jess | 18 | Australia

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via my-h-hurts)

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8 hours ago

whatifcodycarson:

If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth

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(via my-h-hurts)

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18 hours ago

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via teenagah)

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22 hours ago

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via dis-connec-t-ed)

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1 day ago

samwinchestear:

hitlervevo:

do u ever just remember that your teachers might have genitals too

might

(Source: hashtagugly, via dis-connec-t-ed)

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1 day ago

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via teenagah)

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1 day ago
Me on my wedding day:you still like me right
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1 day ago
Every cheerleading movie ever:THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
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2 days ago
starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

(via dis-connec-t-ed)

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2 days ago

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

(Source: j6, via castielsnovaks)

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2 days ago
rebornica:

dualitydiscretion:

rebornica:

Close enough

talk dirty to me

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT

rebornica:

dualitydiscretion:

rebornica:

Close enough

talk dirty to me

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

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3 days ago

pineplapple:

when you try to comfort someone but you just end up making them angrier

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(via thathoo0ochi)

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3 days ago

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via obeyskrillsex)

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3 days ago